Archive for April 26th, 2009

Oliver Perez’ Recipe for Disaster

April 26, 2009

Pre-heat mound at 3.75 BB/9

Sauté ERA until it looks well above 9.00

Blend 5 ER/9

WHIP mixture at 1.97

Add a dash of velocity and a teaspoon of command

Allow to cool until OBA reaches .411

Serve with a 1-2 record

Along with a side of wildness